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moz's avatar

I lost it when I realized you managed to spell Brando in eighteen different ways—Brando, Brandi, Brawndo, Branduh, Brandope, Brandork, Brandull, Failure, Brandnope, Brenda, Blandork, Blandoh, Brandslow, Branflake, Brandont, Brandslow, Branfaux, Branslow—all in one article 🤣

(my personal favorite is "Brandont")

Thanks for the laugh!

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ok ok ok

so when I previously heard about the noods, I first thought n0rp cause I grew up in the 80s but then immediately thought everyone was referring to pool "noodles" those floating things you hit people with or float with ... sort of ..

today I learned the move was actual fucking noodles. like .. pasta, ramen, soba, and every other fucking subgenre of noodle.. that's the market they wanted to disrupt or find a dokyos noods pmf?

I think pool noodles would have been a better grift.

what. the. fuck.

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